Our next WTF! gathering will be on Friday, October 13th and we are delighted to welcome with a fervour of razzmatazz...
Sandy Greenberg and Thomas Cormier
who have chosen the theme of
D A N C E!
Of course... there are songs for dancing and then there are songs about dance. Some songs and stories may have the word 'dance' in the title, but it doesn't necessarily mean they're about dancing and vice versa. Some of these songs and stories are actually about social commentary, living a dream, or simply having a good time no matter what the situation.
It was Friday night... a marvellous night for a MOONDANCE... and the band was playing Do The CONGA as the flashmob flayed about in a frenzy of moves fromFLASHDANCE. Everyone was out DANCING IN THE STREET! The dark haired girl they all called the DANCING QUEEN looked longingly out into the crowd and thought wistfully "I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEBODY." Just then... as if summoned by the LORD OF THE DANCE, himself, a dapper man with the obvious sun-baked skin of many frolics in warmer climes and a definite European flair, sashayed up to her and said... "Oh TINY DANCER... COULD I HAVE THIS DANCE?" He tipped his hat, bowed low, and huskily sung to her in a voice that was a cross between chocolate and sex... " My name is Leonard... DANCE ME TO THE END OF LOVE."
Now she loved to DANCE TO THE MUSIC just as much as any red-blooded American girl; however... the idea of being this lizard guy's PRIVATE DANCER kind of creeped her out. She looked around for a way out of this mess. She noticed that a large crowd had gathered around one lone male dancer a few feet away. They were clapping and stomping. The faster they clapped, the more energetic the guy became. He was like MR. BOJANGLES on speed!! He began to DANCE, DANCE, DANCE like he was possessed. With feet a-fire and limbs a-kimbo, he did THE FRUG and THE MASHED POTATO, THE LOCOMOTION and THE WATUSI. But halfway through THE TWIST... his Acadien heritage kicked in like a super sonic jet the moment he spied her, and clutching his heart, he screamed..." La reine de la dance? FAIS DO DO?" She swooned! Her heart pounded! Her eyes pleaded... "DANCE WITH ME. Please save me from THE ALLIGATOR." And that is how Sandy Greenberg met Thomas Cormier and they lived, loved, sang, and danced happily ever after.
DISCLAIMER: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS FARCE... EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE... ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL AND ARE PROVIDED HERE TO AMUSE AND TO ENTERTAIN... NOT TO INFORM :)
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